and by 'attention' I mean 'wants to rip my leg off and fuck it'. I think I could do with a little less reptilian romance around here. :(
Reason #194 why green iguanas are terrible pets
edit: oh my god he's humping my dirty jeans. My male iguana has a jean fetish.
I CAN SEE HIS HEMIPENI BOTH OF THEM hahaha holy shit
(for those not in the know, male iguanas are twice the man of, well, any man)